Not That Kind of Librarian

Really Damn Dapper

• Pal: I just saw my first seersucker suit IN TEH Wild. Balla
• Me: Man or woman?
• Pal: Dude. Magnificent.
• Me: Female would just be mindblown 70's action. Guy seersucka is classic old school props/Lucky u!!!
• Pal: It's blue w yellow tie and shoes
• Me: We need pictures of such a magnificent display of finery--only thing missing is the straw boater hat!! With matching ribbon!!
• Pal: I'm@ jury duty. Don't want to catch the ire of the judge
• Me: Actually take that back--the ribbon should be yellow dotted Swiss!! Yeah--don't ire any judges.
• Pal: Did I mention he has a mustache?
• Me: Handlebar?
• Pal: Actually it's Colonel Sanders goatee but not waxed
• Me: Brilliant. Gut?
• Pal: No he's slim.
• Me: Hairstyle?
• Pal: Neatly trimmed bald. BTW there IS a handlebar mustache here. He's not dapper tho.
• Me: Handlebar more Lemmy-looking? Seersucka does sound really damn dapper!
• Pal: No it's a real one. Curled and everything
• Me: Wowsa--you're having a fine morning!!
• Pal: I heart jury duty.